Illogicalbit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agoLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareLawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.Illogicalbit@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square7linkfedilinkfile-text
Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers. Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoYou could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts… As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅 Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
minus-squareearly_riser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoThe boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.
You could also just shoot your guns to cover-up your farts…
As the founders intended, 'Murica Style🇺🇸🦅
Legends has it that they declared independence so they have an excuse to have a holiday that would hide their farts.
The boom of the fireworks covers the sound and the sulfur smell of the propellant masks the odor. It all makes sense now.