*exists in real life.
Even “is nice to you” isn’t necessarily mandatory. Loves you, and loved by you are the only necessary attributes.
I mean I love some banter that I wouldn’t exactly call “nice”. Not mean, but definitely not nice.
• Isn’t already married to someone else
> doesn’t mind watching the burgers for a minute while you go to the cheese shed to get the good cheddar
> wears an apron to protect the Sailor Moon shirt you gave her for your anniversary
> eats all the burgers while you’re in the shed
> throws four fresh ones on the grill before you’re back because she loves youverbally annihilates anyone who makes fun of you for having a cheese shed
Damn, I want a cheese shed.
Man, than you haven’t truly lived!
Nor have I, by those standards: but I imagine that’s what “truly living” entails
OK, where are those women hiding, because I want to go out with one.
They are where the food is
Is a woman (optional)
will beat your ass with the greasy spatula while you’re looking for the cheddar in the tool shed?
> Enjoys romantic dates at Spatula City
Spatula City!
has pp
ahh, that’s better
That’s like the bare minimum.
That’s the joke.
That’s enough for most men
