I pictured him saying this in his ready room with earl grey tea in hand.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

Yeah, that design is dumb… but also they must have changed the design. I don’t have and don’t ever care to have one, so I’m not sure on that.

Last time I got on a coworker’s Tesler, thats how they worked. Push the large part in with your thumb and the handle pops out. Curl your fingers around it and pull.

The thing I thought of later was “that made sene to me, who grew up in the 70’s/80’s/90’s with handles that had a button you push in with your thumb. No kid knows that anymore.”

“God smites 89 Bolsonaro supporters today.” - what the headline should be.

It’s only supposed to last long enough to tank stocks so the insiders can buy the dip and then he’ll say “after much consideration, we reached an agreement” and everyone in his circles will buy another yacht.

The Ural Mountain Range

The mountain range forms part of the conventional boundary between the continents of Europe and Asia, marking the separation between European Russia and Siberia

There are several definitions for continent. Some go by tectonic plates, some land masses, etc. as many as seven or as few as four.

“Sovereignty over small pockets”… so, like, military bases that we already have?

This strangly sounds like exactly what the goal of Trump’s America First policy is.

Already ahead of you there! Cheers, everyone!

Ah, you sweet summer child! You think the US would talk to you first?

The great thing is that clearly we already have oil: https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=MCRFPUS2&f=M

And that burning dino juice should drop in mid to long term from here out and not be the boom economic effect anyone thinks it is.

Cool, so now he’s just stealing other country’s stuff. Got it.

We can only hope… Needs to be mixed with SLAMS though.

Someone (the oil companies) greased his palm enough to convince him it was a good idea. “Follow the money” has never been so true or obvious.

Actually, thats false. Not that it matters. Hillary had more votes than Trump in that race. And besides that, with a roughly a third of people not voting, no one truly had the Majority of Americans… just the majority of Americans that gave enough of a crap about their country and future of the world to get off their ass and vote.

6 countries?! You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

Ramble is all he does, its kinda his whole identity at this point.

And why do that when we can just bomb countries for their oil and keep both the petroleum industry AND the war machine churning!