Pulling the ladder up behind you is an American tradition!

How do you accidentally bite the head off a bat? That’s like accidentally sticking your penis in someone other than your SO.

Because he’s the one who told trump to make them.

My record was 18 months from a user who swore they restarted 3 times.

Once I had a user swear up and down they restarted the computer 3 times, and asked if I thought they were an idiot.

I said, “No, I’m not saying you’re an idiot, but your computer is saying it’s boot time was 18 months ago.”