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old isn’t bad. unless you’re a boomer. then it might be bad

yep. i spent way more time than i’m willing to admit trying to find the actual name of that meme and finally gave up. thank you.

the distinctive head shape of the crying troll face forever alone meme is the kind of detail that turns good art into great art

i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm

“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning”

“sounds like you touch yourself. do you?”

“um…”

“that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning”

“sounds legit”

meanwhile in the states: “how am i supposed to explain your penis costume to my kids?!?!? i voted for pedophile in chief btw”

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/

“deranged” and “scumbag” are completely outside the galaxy of terms strong enough to describe trump.

to anyone still buying the bullshit spewing from trump’s face anus every time he gapes it: you’re a gullible fucking moron, and you should be ashamed, fucking asshole

“hey let’s have kids so they can inherit this absolute fustercluck planet!!!”

“OK!!!”