earthworm

• they pride themselves as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof

Snow White (1937)
Cinderella (1950)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Aladdin (1992)
Pocahontas (1995)
Mulan (1998)
Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1997)
Enchanted (2007)
Princess and the Frog (2009)
Tangled (2010)
Brave (2012)
Frozen (2013)
Maleficent (2014)
Cinderella (2015)
Moana (2016)

How convenient that all the candy in the bowl happens to be my favorite.

Anyone is me. I am anyone.

If it’s my kid, I’d give them a pass for not escalating.

And then see what they’ve got for the new “shrill screaming coming from the closet” problem.

Hallway to Room 3: Jump scare when your phone rings.

I agree.

Halloween is the context.
I said it was fine without context.

As in, on a normal day where people are not trick or treating (and therefore expecting candy)… it’s fine.

As long as they wash their hands first.

Oh, right, that holiday.

Without context, this is just… fine? As long as they wash their hands first.

Can someone explain?

Just double-checking how long I’m supposed to boil this ramen for.

Yup. Still three minutes.

Look, strange men in forests shooshing lips is no basis for a game dev budget.

I read the word st*le in your comment and was forced to take candy from a baby.

Please, censor your comment to protect the innocent.

According to the cube rule, both burgers and quesadillas are sandwiches.