Since Santa isn’t real, I would say the answer is a definitive, no.

Don’t you dare threaten me with any kind of immortality, lol. I’m looking forward to silence at some point in my life… I had recurring nightmares that I lived till 120 years old when I was younger.

I’ve never thought I was the main character, logic always suggested I was one of billions lol. But, I came close or technically died multiple times. I’m actually starting to worry I might be the luckiest man alive and it’s only if I keep -metaphorically- getting hit by lightning. 🤬