Rug_Pisser

I’m still salty that my gf stopped me from buying that massive box of rolls of tape from the airport seized items auction. I could have secured so many things!

Who the fuck needs donuts delivered?

If you haven’t hit the knuckle, how do you know you’ve got all the loose stuff?

I use an e-book, so even when I’m reading I’m still screening!

But of course time is an illusion.

Lunchtime doubly so.