Man says he’ll never do the thing he’s been doing is whole adult life.

Oh, that great, I almost worried anyone important might have to skip their favorite breakfast. /s

Still faster than using the “search” function.

• Universal health care.
• Financial help for the poor.
• Free music performances in all states
• Large momnument construction
• Investing in local infrastructure
• Visiting sick kids in a hospital.

Probably a lot more of those. And none of these involve killing people.

That’s easy, you start in the first folder, look at each email until you find the one you need. If you reach the bottom and haven’t found the mail, move to the next folder and repeat.

For most that shouldn’t take more than 3 to 5 workdays.

Would be interesting for the CEOs of businesses that make BDSM products.

I really hope you guys receive the wake-up call and get your shit together. I really liked the pre-Trump USA, but now it’s down to one star.

Fine, “In a test US accidentally launches live ICBM at Mar a Lago”

Seeing who father is, I wouldn’t even trust him near anything sharp.

I would call Trump new anymore and besides I doubt Iran could bomb the US mainland anyway.

The peace prize ofcourse.

Have they started a Gofundme yet? Do Iranian missles have video footage?

Don’t change horses midstream

Fuck that, put those horses down and turn them into glue.

“Please mister truck driver can you sound the horn?”

Send them back. They left without cleaning up their mess, that’s not how we’re raised.