You start off with a bit of spooning and before you know it you are in the winter Olympics.

The problem is too many billionaires, not too many immigrants.

My favourite one is when some clueless dipshit shouts it out of their window when it’s a footpath not a cycle path, and cycling on it would be illegal.

In the UK it’s entirely up to the cyclist whether they want to use the cycle lane or not. Good job too, as many of them are fucking lethal, basically trapping the cyclist in the shittiest part of the road while giving drivers the impression that they can pass as close as they like. Want to avoid that wheel-breaking pothole? No. Stay in your shit-filled cratered lane and take your chances or you will be taken out by that car zooming past 3 inches from your elbow.

Taking the lane is also encouraged in the Highway Code when it would be dangerous to let a car overtake.

I can’t see the gammons being happy with that. The indignant mooing when the local council went to a 4 day week was deafening.

Trump: Russia’s useful idiot.

Nice try, but they just want an excuse to be racist. They won’t care about facts.

“Abducted” it is then.

Fascists have to have stupid hair because a toothbrush moustache would be too on the nose.

There’s nothing like living though Brexit to make you truly appreciate how terrible an idea it was.

Conflating criticism of Israel and antisemitism is one thing Israel and antisemites agree on, except that they start from different ends of the same equation.

Similar gotcha as saying that people protesting climate change got there by car. If there are no alternatives, it is proving their point.

Having said that, the nazi wankers can still fuck off.

2016 started off all mouldy and is now just a pile of toxic sludge.

Being oppressed does not give you carte blanche to do whatever atrocities you want. If you disagree with this then you are as bad as the oppressors. Bye.

Oh do get fucked. The moment the Oct 7th attacks happened, everyone knew that the ordinary Palestinians were going to be slaughtered as revenge. Suggesting it was an act of resistance is pure idiocy. It was pure baiting by one bunch of cunts against another bunch of cunts.

Ribbert is such a good name for a frog.

You don’t need conspiracy theories when the facts are out there. Israel helped Hamas get funding in order to destabilise the government of the time. There is evidence that Israel knew there would be an attack and did nothing to prevent it. There was no need for a false flag attack by Israel because they had Hamas to do it for them. Hamas and Israel need each other to keep the perpetual war going. They are both appalling bastards who are happy to let their own innocent citizens die in order to keep their insane hatred fed.

Families often live near military bases so they can be together. You must know this. You see that’s the problem when you decide to defend the indefensible - you just end up looking stupid.

Oh yes, those 9 month old soldiers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_and_killing_of_the_Bibas_family

“Resisting” by kidnapping and killing civilians. I mean it worked out great didn’t it? It certainly got the occupying forces out of their country, didn’t it? Great plan. Fucking geniuses.