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I had no idea that they were just minding their own business and the US forced them to chop those people’s heads off and take women as sex slaves, who knew

Mmmm hmmm, poor ISIS, being terrorized by the US. They just want to vibe and chop some heads off, but mean ole Uncle Sam hates them :'(

Yeah, Islamic State and Houthis, famous non-provokers

Biden warned the world days beforehand, everyone was like this same “yeah bro Russia’s attacking tomorrow, haha, for sure bro” until the tanks rolled across the border.

Yes, but they usually dont get it all over their legs, arms, and face while leaving trail behind them, nor smear shared equipment with it like a baboon’s art project.

Most people probably know someone who looks like that. I know I do

Better yet a Red-Green Show channel. Because if they don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy!

My personal mixture when snoozing in the wee hours, dancing deftly between imagination and dreams:

"OH SHIT OH FUCK DID I MISS MY ALARM???’

I can’t stand strong cologne; I’ve told multiple men and women publicly it’s supposed to be suggested, not announced.

I miss it when I only knew of one Israel K., and that guy jammed on the uke instead of promising genocide :(

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So I thought, but I’m still a remote jockey, constantly bouncing between gunshots, scene-setting music, and whispered dialogue.

I post showerthoughts that are milquetoast, unoriginal jokes about current events? Ooo you got me XD

This set me off watching a Mitch special instead of sleeping. What a bad thing to see late at night!

Wow great thought, I havent heard it seventeen times this week, very original and very cool!

You’re ducking right, it was better in the days of You’re.