Yeah but instead of “I’m bad” he will just be like “everyone at the Olympics was a piece of shit”

They can’t keep but, they can choose what charity it goes to.

“This is Samantha, and she’s hunting for Toys For Tots. Good luck Samantha!”

They can give their money away if they really are decent. Like she is doing. A notice of the start of hunting season should be all they would need to move themselves out of that class.