• Godnroc@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Bro, are you even relax maxing bro? Are you achieving nirvana on your 15-minute break, bro? You gotta start microdosing rest every time you blink, bro. You gotta do it, bro; you gotta achieve the most relaxation you can otherwise you’re just waisting time, bro. You gotta take it slow as fast as you can, bro!

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      2 months ago

      This is basically one of the 100 threads simultaneously running in my brain at all times.

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              2 months ago

              I know you said this likely as a joke, but that’s how I feel nowadays with everyone suddenly having an autism + ADHD diagnosis.

              Like I get that they definitely exist on a spectrum. Totally.

              But shouldn’t the spectrum be such that if the majority of the population the same as you that you shouldn’t get the label? Imo diagnosing these conditions should be reserved for more severe functional impairment than the average population. Otherwise, what is really the point if that’s just how nearly all humans are?

              Idk. Hope people don’t downvote me too harshly.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        It’s absolutely imperative that you stop panicking right now, or something terrible will happen!