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myedition8@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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myedition8@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      I was not aware my antics made publication again.

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      Well if you have beef with them he can jerk it.

  • Planchette (he/him) @lemmy.world
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    As a disabled person, having to live on welfare sucks (alongside nation-wide disability benefits). Whenever someone asks what you do for a living, you can’t answer the question without looking like complete white trash.

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Anyone who asks, tell them you’re retired. Retired is considered classy across all demographics. For all intents & purposes you truly are retired.

      • Planchette (he/him) @lemmy.world
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        I’ll use that when I’m older (I’m too yougn for that to be believable).

        • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Retired doesn’t always mean old. Anybody who has enough money to live the rest of their life without working is technically retired.

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      Claim to be an aristocrat and refuse to elaborate further.

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        Yea exactly. Say that you’re eccentric.

        • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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          Start saving your urine in jars.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      “I fuck your mom. She pays well.”

      go straight for the kill, no mercy

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    It’s called being a Nepo baby

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      The lottery is also an option, with a similar chance of success.

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      You could also be a crypto millionaire, same amount of luck required.

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      Or a far right influencer would also fit the bill.

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        That’s usually not “mysterious”, though. They’ll tell you.

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    Drug dealing: 🙄

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    That’s just the decoy snail

  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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    Yes that be a dream.

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    A rock themed mysterious income would be fun like not geology or anything bigger just rocks from the ground

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      Gold is rocks

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        ya but gold isn’t mysterious

        you find gold, sell gold, get money, no mystery

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