
I was not aware my antics made publication again.
Well if you have beef with them he can jerk it.
As a disabled person, having to live on welfare sucks (alongside nation-wide disability benefits). Whenever someone asks what you do for a living, you can’t answer the question without looking like complete white trash.
Anyone who asks, tell them you’re retired. Retired is considered classy across all demographics. For all intents & purposes you truly are retired.
I’ll use that when I’m older (I’m too yougn for that to be believable).
Retired doesn’t always mean old. Anybody who has enough money to live the rest of their life without working is technically retired.
Claim to be an aristocrat and refuse to elaborate further.
Yea exactly. Say that you’re eccentric.
Start saving your urine in jars.
“I fuck your mom. She pays well.”
go straight for the kill, no mercy
It’s called being a Nepo baby
The lottery is also an option, with a similar chance of success.
You could also be a crypto millionaire, same amount of luck required.
Or a far right influencer would also fit the bill.
That’s usually not “mysterious”, though. They’ll tell you.
Drug dealing: 🙄
That’s just the decoy snail
Yes that be a dream.
A rock themed mysterious income would be fun like not geology or anything bigger just rocks from the ground
Gold is rocks
ya but gold isn’t mysterious
you find gold, sell gold, get money, no mystery








